Damnit! Who Added Calcium to Wet Wednesday?

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
09/18/2013 at 16:19 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/18/2013 at 16:23

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Your mom did. She's so dumb, she boils fresh glassware without a boiling chip. She's so fat, she sat on the periodic table and broke it.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/18/2013 at 16:24

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Nah Nah Nah, she's so fat she walked by the window and it was dark for 3 days!


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/18/2013 at 17:35

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Calcium is an alkaline earth metal, so, it's not reactive; it simply dissolves in water. Alkali metal group elements (caesium, rubidium, etc.) are extremely reactive with water they spontaneously combust on contact. Here's potassium reacting with water. :)